"THE BOOMERS" - written by Hank Shaw
SIDE 2 - BARRY & BARBARA

BARBARA: Why would anyone buy a cruise missile?

BARRY: (DISGUSTED) People are too weird!

BARBARA: Besides, we don't have a license for cruise missiles. We just need a roof rack for the baby.

BARRY: Something good and secure. Straps down tight. Preferably with a lock, so if we stay at a motel or something, nobody will steal him.

BARRY: We just want something that's inexpensive.

BARBARA: And safe.

BARRY: That's right. It's got to be safe. Even if we have to pay a little more.

BARBARA: Honey?

BARRY: What, honey?

BARBARA: I REALLY love you.