"THE BOOMERS" - written by Hank Shaw
SIDE 1 - BARRY & BARBARA

BARRY: How are you feeling, honey?

BARBARA: (IN HOSPITAL NIGHTGOWN): Oh, O.K. Still a little sore.

BARRY: You know something, honey?

BARBARA: What?

BARRY: I really love you.

BARBARA: Awww.

BARRY: So ... which one.do you want?

BARBARA: Gee, I don't know. There are so many to choose from!

BARRY: The curly blond one is pretty cute.

BARBARA: I really like that bald one over there. (PAUSE) He looks just like Bruce Willis.

BARRY: Well, Honey, after what you've gone through--you pick.

BARBARA (JUMPING UP AND DOWN): Bruce Willis! Bruce Willis!

BARRY: (SMILING): Nurse! I think we've made our decision. We're going to go with the little bald dude in the comer.

BARBARA: With that bald head ... there's a lot less maintenance!